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So what’s on the stick?  Sausage?  Carrot?

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6 Responses to Turtle Rider

  1. The Galapagos tortoise is a voratious carnivore. That’s definitely a sausage.

  2. looks like it could be a narrow potato.

  3. I think it’s actually a chocolate chip cookie.

  4. I think its novelty mini-cornish pasty.
    Probably beef and potato, but I like to imagine it’s lamb and mint.

  5. Why… Why does it matter whats on the stick? Wouldn’t it be more interesting to find out where to obtain a turtle big enough to ride? I know I want to ride a turtle…Awsome… :P

  6. ….”The Galapagos tortoise is a voratious carnivore. That’s definitely a sausage.”

    what the…!? No it isn’t! Learn to not be retarded about the facts you jerk out of your diarrhea hole.

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