Robbers Shot


Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.  They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up.  A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.  You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’

Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.  They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’

To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’

-Tony Gladstone

Two things I get from this letter to the editor:  Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.

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    5 Responses to Robbers Shot

    1. This is an urban legend, still funny none the less


    2. don’t you see, those cops were pulling some little girl from a well. Now that little girl is dead cause of a weed wacker. 🙁


    3. Good Way To Get Things Done, Ina Hurry


    4. Urban Legend? The same thing happened to me only I sodomized them with my Milwaukee Sawzall. This shit really does happen.


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