Masturbation At University of Michigan

Posted on January 3, 2007 by tiki god |
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Apparently, this is a big problem in the world?  Personally I think these notices are hoaxes, cause doesn’t semen just wash away?  Unless you’re dumping buckets of the stuff down the drain I don’t see it affecting the pipes in any way.







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9 Responses to “Masturbation At University of Michigan”

  1. Illuminatus on January 3rd, 2007 3:16 pm

    Outright prank. OK, this enters in the TMI region but the ammount of protein in semen would require more than two decades and several “donors” to clog a pipe of standard size (let´s say 5cm wide). Not to mention that most proteins in the biological material are more or less hidrosoluble and it should left to dry for some time.

  2. jason on January 3rd, 2007 3:44 pm

    Hair is going to be far more problematic than semen…

  3. Typhoid_Garry on January 3rd, 2007 4:57 pm

    Yes, but one would imagine that semen sticks in the hair, providing a better clog.

    Though I doubt the school administration actually post this, I wouldn’t go so far to call it a prank. More of just a group of people trying to get the point of “hey, other people use these facilities too, you know!” across. Prank implies some level of malicious intent.

  4. Jeff on January 4th, 2007 12:16 am

    And this is why, during my time living in a dorm, I never took a shower without flip-flops.

  5. headless on February 18th, 2007 5:56 pm

    Actually, it just might be true. Not semen alone - but with the hair, they have the tendency to stick together so that the semen will harden as it sticks to the lump of hair(s). Yum.

    Try masturbating in a shower constantly and don’t remove the hair that gets clogged into the plug. See what happens in a public shower space that is used by several males…

  6. natakamus on February 19th, 2007 1:35 am

    Yeah, I’ll try that.

  7. Noumenon on February 19th, 2007 12:40 pm

    natakamus– thanks for the laugh!

  8. NikkoKitty on March 12th, 2007 4:28 pm

    There’s a letter floating around on Stonybrook University letterhead about this same issue. My friend Jessica goes to school there, and actually has the letter. Apparently, it’s a huge problem everywhere that horny guys aren’t getting laid in large quantities and share bathing facilities.

  9. casemods on August 3rd, 2007 2:02 am

    Yeah I’ve busted nuts in the tub before, and the hair that was there…well let’s just say it wasn’t fun cleaning up. I’ll be sure to take a pic next time ;)

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