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    1. Yep because preaching love and acceptance for all is so fucking horrible.

      Whether you believe he was God or not, whether you believe in religion or not, when you look at the actual teachings of Jesus this is pretty damn harsh.

      Granted not all Christians really listen to him, and therefor emulate his acceptance and love, but don’t hate the man for his fuckup followers…


    2. So just hypothetically, a leader is not responsible for his followers?


    3. I still think this is funny. No matter what. I mean sure I believe it’s ridiculous to think Jesus is the son of god because that was made up by Constantine. I still believe he was a messiah at a turbulent time for the Jews under Roman occupation. But take the man away from the myth and relax, and laugh at this guy.


    4. Yeah, singling in on one particular religious icon in a whole gamit of far more negative ones within the monotheistic faiths is kind of counter-productive to the humanist aims stated on the website for undoJesus.org.

      However, I do think Jesus is a villian. Why? Because there’s a lot of horrible, negative energy in the rest of that damn book, and Jesus makes it look good. Just like Freedom of Speech in America makes its empire look good. Abbie Hoffman had the right idea. Democracy in a power crazy country is a joke, the only way out is to end free speech by pushing it too far…hmmmmm, how did I get onto this crazy rant. I don’t know, but I enjoyed it 😀


    5. I’d wear that shirt though…


    6. Eh, Jesus wasn’t that exceptional, there are smarter people with better philosophies to listen to out there. Real people.


    7. This guys obviously gay. And going to hell.


    8. This is not funny at all. Oh well, Jesus loves you anyways!


    9. The Bible is the infallible word of our Lord. If you are a TRUE Christian, you follow these these commands:

      Who You Should Kill

      –Unruly or rebellious child. Deut 21:20-21
      –Those who curse or hit their parents. Lev 20:9, Ex 21:15
      –Worshipers of other gods. Deut 13:6-11
      –Psychics, witches. Lev 20:27, Deut 13:6-11, Ex 22:18.
      –Those who do not believe in Jesus (parable). Luke 19:27.
      –Those who work on the Sabbath. Ex 35:2 (Moses kills a gentile for this. Num 15:32-36.)
      –Those who are accused by at least two people of wickedness. Deut 17:6.
      –The children and babies of enemies. Num 31:17, Deut 20:13, Psalm 137:9, Lev 26:29.
      –Adulterers. Lev 20:10.
      –Homosexuals. Lev 20:13.
      –A woman who is not a virgin when married. Deut 22:13-21.
      –Those who are careless with murderous livestock. Exodus 21:29.

      Who You Should Hate

      –Those who eat crab or shrimp. Lev 11:10.
      –Those who sacrifice an animal to God that has a blemish. Deut 17:1.
      –Those who remarry the same person after divorce. Deut 24:4.
      –Homosexuals. Lev 18:22.
      –Those who are proud. Prov 16:5.
      –A woman who wears pants. Deut 22:5.
      –A man with long hair (Jesus?). 1Cor 11:14
      –Those who call others fools Mat 5:22

      Should we still do this stuff?

      –All OT laws still apply in NT. Matt 5:17-19


      You don’t dare to try and FILTER and pick and choose from the word of God right? You don’t pull that nambie-pampy “out of context” silliness with passages you don’t like, but then wholeheartedly accept those you DO like? That is SIN!

      So either you are a TRUE Christian, and you’ll follow those loving commands from God. Or you are doomed to be tortured in hell forever! Oh Glory!


    10. Score 1 for Satan, and the crowd goes wild.


    11. There’s an old saying, “If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.”


    12. Susan Nasas,

      The truth is, things change. Sometimes things are written in a certain way but written a long time ago so, as times change, so do ideas. Human kind is constantly learining and taking in new information and if you refuse to change any of your ideas despite the new information you are presented with, you are truely a fool. Don’t get me wrong, if you truely believe all of those things, more power to you. I won’t try to stop you from believing anything you believe. The problem is that you are saying that anybody who doesn’t believe those things isn’t truely a Christian, and that isn’t the case. Sometimes even the most sacred things have to change. For instance, the ancient Romans used to make animal sacrificies to their gods. There are still people to this day who believe in those gods and, just because they don’t sacrifice animals doesn’t mean they don’t believe so. Honestly, and I’m just sharing my oppinion with you here, I think that everone should believe what they see fit. Nobody has any right to tell anyone that there beliefs aren’t good enough or don’t make the cut. Nobody should ever have to adjust such dear, sacred beliefs so that they can reach some imaginary standard and so some girl named Susan thinks they are good enough to be Christian.


    13. @ Slazaris….I think you missed out on the sarcasm of Susans post. If here’s NOT sarcasm in there, the WOW. I know all those things ARE in the bible, but I’ve never known anyone who ever actually followed every rule to the letter. I guess we’re all gonna burn in hell, then! See ya’ll there!


    14. Unfortunately, sarcasm doesn’t tranlate into text. I got that she was striving for that feet but the point is, she was making fun of someone elses beliefs and that’s not cool.


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