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November 27, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Jesus WAS and IS a nigger. There is nothing to say he wasnt. Until someone proves otherwise, he is a nigger
November 27, 2006 at 2:22 pm
“Date the ban will be lifted: Never”
So much for “turn the other cheek”
November 27, 2006 at 2:41 pm
lol, now i thought GOD was alanis morisette?
November 27, 2006 at 3:11 pm
YES, GOD IS A WOMAN AND SHE IS ALANIS MORISETTE. I SAW THE MOVIE!!!!
November 27, 2006 at 3:51 pm
No, Jesus wasn’t a nigger, Jesus was a little Jewish carpenter, with bowed legs and back from lifting timbers for the first 20 years of his adult life.
November 27, 2006 at 5:32 pm
C’mon now. You expect him to be born in the middle east and yet somehow still be a fair-skinned man? Gimme a break.
November 27, 2006 at 11:58 pm
So much for “turn the other cheekâ€Â
cause that always works with forum trolls
November 28, 2006 at 9:49 am
HEY LOOK HOMIES… IF JESUS WANTS TO BE IN THE HOOD… SO BE IT… JESUS BE COOL, YO
November 30, 2006 at 12:56 am
Yeah man, I can so relate forum trolls to the Bible.
November 30, 2006 at 6:41 pm
There are fair skinned people in the middle east. Only an ignorant prat would say something as stupid as J did. You probably couldn’t even find Iraq on a map.
If Jesus was black he’d have had a wicked afro instead of long hair.
/argument.
December 1, 2006 at 9:04 pm
There are black people with long hair. Only an ignorant prat would say something as stupid as magnus did. He probably couldn’t even find Harlem on a map.
If Jesus was black he’d have had a way bigger Jesus-diaper.
/argument.
December 18, 2006 at 3:12 am
Man im so tired of this bullshit. Jesus wasnt black … people should accept that. At the same time he wasnt white. The man was of middle-eastern decent. He was most likely a man with dark brown hair, light olive skin. People of the palestinian region are not black. Black arabs are more common in saudia arabia … and the blacks living there arent really arabs… i can assure you jesus wasnt black or white. He was a semite in apperance – semites arent black and not white enough to be white. People in asia have recessive genes that give some of them blue or green eyes every couple generations – some somehow end up with blonde or red hair – this is pretty rare … so its pretty damn unlikely that he was white either …
December 18, 2006 at 8:21 pm
If Jesus was a carpenter, where did he get all the wood in the middle of the desert? Hmmmm, maybe he was a mason……………..
December 19, 2006 at 12:17 am
Fools! Jesus was inuit.
December 19, 2006 at 4:12 am
Either way, Jesus Built My Hotrod.
December 19, 2006 at 10:34 am
But Satan built my motor.
February 12, 2007 at 10:31 pm
“There are black people with long hair. Only an ignorant prat would say something as stupid as magnus did. He probably couldn’t even find Harlem on a map.”
Yeah…it’s called a weave you dunce. I don’t think Jesus had one. You’re a fucking retard.
Harlem isn’t a country, it’s an embarrassing part of a city in a country.
If Jesus was a nigger no one would have listened to him nor cared when he died.
Combat that…please…because history speaks for itself. lol
For BMAN… um the respective peoples of different geographic areas have changed drastically over the last 2007 years. There didn’t used to be white people in North America. There weren’t even that many in the UK. The Romans were white and at that time they were the predominant people of the area. The arabs were slave traders and merchants.
Jesus was a light skinned jewish guy who got killed.
Black people need to get comfortable with their insignificance in the history of the first world. If ya weren’t around nothing would be any different.
February 21, 2007 at 7:31 pm
“Jesus WAS and IS a nigger. There is nothing to say he wasnt. Until someone proves otherwise, he is a nigger”
Don’t tell that to the Spaghetti monster people, or they’ll shed pages and pages more of eTears. Haha, just kidding, they’ll do that no matter what.
Black Arabs are mainly peninsular, yes, as a result of a great empire stretching from the peninsula to Ethiopia. When the ancestors of the Anglo-Saxons were still living like cavemen, Ethiopians and arabs were constructing massive cities, and reading and writing and shit few nordic-looking people could do at the time.
But, hey, Magnus, I have a degree in history, and I’m working through grad school. I’m not gonna say I’m a total expert, but if you think black people played no role in history, you’re a bigger retard than the people who say Jesus was black.
February 22, 2007 at 1:09 am
- “in the history of the first world.” -
Good luck with grad school. I only finished my MFA 4 years ago.
I’m not gonna say I’m a total expert but I does reads good and thgins.
Jesus was Chinese and sold knock off ipods on craigslist.
March 2, 2007 at 10:41 pm
“Turn the other cheek” actually refers to being slapped, not ignoring/forgiving.
March 3, 2007 at 2:10 am
You’re all wrong. I’m russian.
March 4, 2007 at 5:38 pm
He’s not the real Jesus. I’m asian.
March 5, 2007 at 4:39 am
Isn’t Russia *in* Asia? o_O;
March 6, 2007 at 1:59 pm
“He’s not the real Jesus. I’m asian.”
I was right!
By the way my ipod broke in like 3 days.
March 13, 2007 at 2:55 pm
jesus was not black or white, although he is quite the most gangster apparition, and he is the savior and stuff
March 19, 2007 at 2:25 pm
biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3839#post3839
4 Step Perfect Proof of God of the Bible remains uncontested. Therefore, the reason you reject your creator is because you are a bad person who wants to go to hell. In other words, if one were to ask you what would cause you to believe, your answer would be nothing, so why would God need to provide you more evidence. It would unrighteous of Him to do so, for He has provided more than ample evidence of Himself and the need for redemption. Amen.
March 19, 2007 at 5:06 pm
I certainly hope you’re joking, Paul White…
March 22, 2007 at 6:39 pm
hahahha
That’s hilarious
The whole necessary existent bullshit.
There must be a God because we can’t fathom any other course. He wins by default. The two sweetest words in the English language.
It’s so silly to think science figured it out with this “big bang” supernova of galaxies theory. It’s more more plausible that a guy who looks not unlike Santa Claus took a week off from work to create the universe and ever since hasn’t had so much as a coffee break to come check on things.
News flash for ALL religions: the one thing you have in common is you’re all wrong and you’re wasting your time trying to prove otherwise to anyone.
March 23, 2007 at 3:10 am
Who cares if hes black. I wanna know if hes gay!
September 1, 2007 at 7:18 pm
You have NOOOOO idea. Namelis1.
NSFW: The true answer to jesus’ sexuality.
October 10, 2007 at 9:34 am
Jesus wasn’t a nigger. But he was hung like one.
November 22, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Pfft…. Jesus never existed anyways.
The Bible is the worlds biggest selling piece of fiction.
Fuckers
November 23, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Oh, Adrominik, That story is great XD
January 14, 2008 at 12:29 pm
@ Slient Valentine:
jesus never existed? what an ignorant remark.
there is much proof to show that jesus did live and exist here on our earth. There are also a few NON BIBLICAL, NON FAITH arguments to support that Jesus actually rose from the dead as is claimed.
and the Bible is not 1 work, it is several DOZEN works compiled into 1 volume.
the Bible was written in 3 languages, by over 40 authors who lived over a span of 1800 years, on 3 continents.
if you find that the book of Genesis is bullshit, that has no impact on the book of Isaiah or Psalms.