Spiritual Safety Tip

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 What should you do if you find an atheist?
Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they’ve got it all figured out…

…but then why are they always so sad?

If you find an atheist in your neighborhood.

TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God’s Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches.  Let the adults handle them.

I love how they make it out that atheists are grumpy baby eaters that would corrupt your soul with the slightest contact. “advanced witnessing techniques” indeed.


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    The website this was from is satire…just fyi

    Guaguasi
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    objectiveministries.org/kidz/

    from that site. I’m actually not sure how satirical the site is.

    Jan
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    It’s a Westboro Baptist site — totally satirical.



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