God Made Me An Atheist

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  1. I’m taking this image to a sign shop. Bumper stickers are on the way.

  2. Great idea neuromancer!!!

  3. Indeed he did, because there is no greater judgement than to be given over to unbelief, cry out for mercy before you die in your sins and all the internet jokes will look so pathetic as you stand amazed and terrified before the Almighty God.

    2 Thessalonians 2:10-12
    And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

    And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

    That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

    Psalm 18:25 With the merciful you show yourself merciful; with the blameless man you show yourself blameless; with the purified you show yourself pure; and with the crooked you make yourself seem tortuous.

    Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap.

    Jude 1:14-16
    Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of his saints,

    To execute judgment upon all, and to convict all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.

    These are murmurers, complainer, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaks great swelling words, holding men in admiration for the sake of advantage.

    Deut 7:9-10 Know therefore that the LORD your God is God, the faithful God who keeps covenant and steadfast love with those who love him and keep his commandments, to a thousand generations, and repays to their face those who hate him, by destroying them. He will not be slack with one who hates him. He will repay him to his face.

    I used to be a blasphemer and a God mocker that believed Christians were fools, but I found mercy before it was too late. Check out my testimony here…

    farlowd.stumbleupon.com/

    When you rage or laugh at these truths you are just fulfilling God’s own promise…

    Prov 29:9 If a wise man contends with a foolish man, Whether the fool rages or laughs, there is no peace.

    By the way the wisdom spoken of here is not intelligence rather see Matthew 7 24-29 to understand the difference between wisdom and foolishness.

  4. If god existed he would reject you, for there are no trolls allowed in heaven.

  5. Darius are you fuckin kidding me? You wrote out that entire post with quotes and all to prove this joke wrong? Do you really think that you have changed anyone mind about believing in god?

    baka. This is hilarious! Send me a bumper sticker Neuromancer. It will go great with my Darwin fish.

  6. @ Darius
    I clicked on your blog and read through you testimony. If you are seriously hearing voices then you need PROFESSIONAL MENTAL HELP RIGHT NOW. This isn’t a bash on your religion. Schizophrenia is a serious condition that is more common than most people realize. If it goes untreated, you are putting yourself and your loved ones in grave danger. Don’t take my word for it, I’m just a random guy on the internet. Any will competent clergyman tell you the same thing. HEARING VOICES IS NOT NORMAL AND IS NOT A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE. GOD DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY.

  7. … I know I shouldn’t find it funny that he has mental problems and is hearing voices, thats pretty fucking serious and all, but I can’t help but sit here and laugh at how idiots turn the worst shit, like natural disasters and illness, into GOD’S DIVINE WORK. lol

  8. Thessalonians, Galatians, Jude? Fuck I wish I saw that before, as Darius has probably migrated back to whereever he came from. Those quotes don’t clearly support your arguments, and are drawn from suspicious and obscure books, as well as being taken out of context.

    I have a lot of sympathy for religious people and the shit they take nowadays, but Jesus Christ, I’m sure you could find *something* in the bible that supports the “you should believe in God” thing a bit better than that, god’s sakes. But yeah, I’m sure a religious extremist in Northern Ireland who attacks strangers and can’t form a cohesive argument is exactly the wise man proverbs was referring to. oh yeah, didn’t the bible say something about humility as well?

  9. Bumper stickers are part of God’s divine plan.

  10. Something tells me Darius drives around in one of those huge old vans with Bible bumper stickers placard all over the outside while handing out poorly copied pamphlets to unsuspecting people in a McDonalds. To that I say, time to stick this bumper sticker on the van.

  11. “Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear. ”

    ~Thomas Jefferson

  12. get your philosophy from a bumper sticker.
    i qoute green day on this glorious day.
    lawl, warning make mine day.

  13. i do believe in a higher power, but i gotta admit that was clever and funny. :p

  14. Burn in the lake of fire for this!

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