Half Life Two Powns Halo

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yeah, but not really, cause the Master Chief would eat Freeman for breakfast
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    12 Responses to Half Life Two Powns Halo

    1. Totally! Halo blows!

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    2. no its not true no it cant be no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      (sits in corner of room rocking back and forth while sucking his thumb)

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    3. Halo 2 is the best graphix game,and half-life 2 and counter strike source are the best online game.. doesnt mean HALF-LIFE2 PWNS … goon.

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    4. chief would shit allover freeman, then make him eat it, and enjoy it. then he would probly piss in his anus or something you know, mark his territory.

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    5. Halo’s just an overpriced overrated p.o.s.

      If anyone wants to know what Halo will be like in a few years just look at Britney Spears.

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    6. Halo might not be as epic as HL2 for MP graphics, but I can guarantee 100% certainty that the Chief would wipe the floor with Gordon Freeman.

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    7. That would be implying that Halo is a good game, despite the endless amounts of kick-ass FPS already available for PCs, Halo has only shined because there are no decent FPS games for consoles.

      Half-Life on the other hand has emerged from the rest by actually being authentic instead of just being a game drowned in hype.

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    8. khh khh lollllercaaust. I’ve never played Half-Life 2, but the first Half-life game was the most over-hyped crap in gaming history. Yeah, it looks amazing, the half-hour opening sequence is the fucking awesomest thing around, the atmosphere is intense, but it’s the ultimate exercise in style over substance. Gameplay-wise, it’s a long series of jumping puzzles and crates, with the occasional good moment scattered throughout the crap.

      Seriously, there are so many more deserving FPSs than either of those two.

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    9. Gordon Freeman: Has the Crowbar.
      Master Chief: Has a glowing alien-made Sword.
      Gordon Freeman: Fights the Combine.
      Master Chief: Fights the Covenant.
      Gordon Freeman: Leads a world-wide revolution, and made steady progress each game.
      Master Chief: Spent several games barely keeping the human race from being wiped out.
      Gordon Freeman: Has Alyx by his side. (w00t Alyx)
      Master Chief: Has an AI in his helmet and occasionally sees her as an immaterial hologram. (no nookie for the Chief)
      Gordon Freeman: Can withstand bullets.
      Master Chief: Can withstand raw plasma bolts.
      Gordon Freeman: Can carry, at the same time, over 15 weapons of death and punishment.
      Master Chief: Cannot.
      Gordon Freeman: Appears to be unable to lift anything over 250Lbs.
      Master Chief: Can flip a tank, unassisted.
      Gordan Freeman: Snipes people with radioactive bars. They nail people to walls like insects on a board.
      Master Chief: Bullets. Big ones. Nuff said.
      Gordon Freeman: Aquired several PH’ds in Physics before ever having to bludgeon anyone or anything to death.
      Master Chief: Has bludgeoned many things to death.
      Gordon Freeman: Has a rocket launcher.
      Master Cheif: Same. Also uses it to bludgeon things to death.
      Gordon Freeman: Has the Gravity Gun.
      Master Chief: Does not.
      Gordon Freeman: Needs to say absolutely nothing at all to gain revolution-wide respect and ensure obedience from those around him.
      Master Chief: Continually offers moral support to soldiers as they drop like flies around him.
      Gordon Freeman: Drives an airboat with a rapid-firing plama gun.
      Master Chief: Drives an all-terrain vehicle that would crush the air-boat beneath it if the high-calibur machine-gun ontop didn’t do the job first…………….then roll over.
      Gordon Freeman: Drives a buggy with a Gaussian-bolter mounted on it.
      Master Chief: Drives a Scorpion battle-tank. Fuck the buggy.

      Bleh, someone else keep it going. They’re both pretty badass.

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    10. I just played the demo for half-life 2… way more satisfying than the whole halo 2 game. Haven’t played 3, but I can only hope that you never again have to endless battle the stupid fucking flood. Worst levels of the game.

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    11. Oh yeah, and masterchief would slaughter freeman, unless he had gravitygun+giantsawblade. xD
      No one expects the giant flying sawblade!

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