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    raptor jesus
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    raptor jesus

    YESS!!!! MY FAVORITE!

    Jóhann Freyr Óskarsson
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    Jóhann Freyr Óskarsson

    DUDE YOUR A FUCKING RELIGION HATER THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO THE RELIGION YOU KNOW THAT WHAT ARE YOU A JESUS HATER!! FU MAN FU!!

    Kero
    Member

    Lol way to be angry 9 months after this was orginally posted.

    thing
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    thing

    my word thats totally uncalled for dude honestly ur a religion hater what do u hav against christians

    man
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    man

    even tho im christian, this is funny lol

    SUM GUY
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    SUM GUY

    as if people take that offensivly, i am a christian and i think thats funny, sum uptite people huh

    Babyfish
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    i think that this is a descrace to mankind everywhere. it shows the true nature of people in our world and how they have forgoten what they are here for, and who they have to thank for it.

    afafd
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    afafd

    yeah whateber babyfish…

    alex
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    alex

    you are making fun of jesus? thats not very funny! its offensive

    WickedHo
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    WickedHo

    Anybody who says this is offensive is an idiot. According to Christian dogma, Jesus WILL be right back. That’s why it’s a damn funny pic. Duh.

    Dumbasses.

    Brandon
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    Brandon

    yea, he will come back, its not funny tho, and uhh…wickedho, go to fuckin hell, even Jesus will agree and he wont think twice about it!!!

    Brandon
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    Brandon

    i agree with u, babyfish, u r absolutely right man 🙂

    Peter
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    Peter

    Wether or not it’s offensive, how can we call ourselves christians and go judge someone? Lets say he doesn’t know God? then He’s blind to the love of christ. And lets say He is saved. It’s still not right for us to judge him/her. brandon, what does it say in the bible? are we susposed to say who goes to hell or who doesnt? well the answer is no, but Jesus still loves you. And Babyfish, maybe this person doesnt have a relationship with christ like you have with christ. And no matter what, God will use everything, even bad,… Read more »

    mAgNUS Buttfoorson
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    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    It’s very funny. Not as funny as the dipshit christian soldiers whining in the comments after though. I’m sure all us heathens will go to hell. And a guy in red tights with a van dyke will poke us all in the ass with a fucking pitch fork for eternity. That sounds quite plausible. No really. Not stupid at all. You guys enjoy yourselves when you ascend to the cloud kingdom. I saw the cloud kingdom once on a flight from Delaware. Some jerk was holding up a sign that read “don’t worry about hell, you pretty much just left… Read more »

    Cephas
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    Cephas

    well, by the law of moses, ud be right magnus. by the law, we are all heathens and we are all going to hell, but thats where the Gods grace through Jesus Christ comes in. Whats so awsome about Christ is that He loves us unconditionally. That means he loves the preacher kid next door whos been saved for 16 years as much as He loves you. and no matter what you do He wont love you any more or less. And He loves you more than you can imagine. And I don’t believe because someone told me to, or… Read more »

    Dre
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    Dre

    lol

    Cephas
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    Cephas

    Did Jesus come for belivers or non-believers? Did he come for the saints or for the sinners? permitted? don’t you know everything is permissible through Christ,Tiki God? It says that right in that “Good book”.1 Corinthians 10:23 “Everything is permissible,but not eveything is benificial.” so I hope those mindsets that have you believing that “good book” diferently then what it actually says are destroyed so you may actually live freedom and so maybe one day you may know all the love,sunshine,and rainbows that God has. P.S. Satan is the one who comes to steal,Kill,and destroy. Don’t let him.  He gave… Read more »

    JesusFreak
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    JesusFreak

    I think satan hates you, cause u know so much truth! Praise God!

    p.s.genital warts? lets hope there isn’t truth behind that as well!!! (:

    mAgNUS Buttfoorson
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    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    Jesus is so forgiving and kind to a fault then what the fuck do I care if I go against his wishes or the the shit in the bible?

    According to you I could ass fuck Jesus and he’d turn around and hand me my ticket to heaven with a smile on his face.

    You’ve literally felt sin being lifted off you? I bet you literally hear the voice of God in your head too.

    Fruit.

    Cake.

    whats it to you?
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    whats it to you?

    schmite him all mighter schmiter!!!! how do u spell schmite? smite? schmite? well just schmite him…

    peter
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    peter

    don’t you think we’ve all ass fucked Jesus in some way or another? How hard is it to believe in a loving God? Thats y it’s called unconditional love. I’m sure him getting ass fucked wouldn’t make him happy, but he would still love you the same. That’s what makes him an unconditional loving God. Everyone always says that. “Well God wouldn’t love me if I………etc” but whaT they don’t realize is that when you are saved, you are hit by the holy spirit so hard that you repent. repent is stopping your sinful ways and following christ. Yes we… Read more »

    Noneofyrbuisness
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    U fucking dick! How dar u take da piss out of chrisians, what if u wer muslim, u fucking stink!!!!!!! No offense to all pahkis, just somegirl on our street, Zakia, wow she stinks, makews u feel sick! Anyway, dnt b rude 2 christians, By Dickheadf

    mAgNUS Buttfoorson
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    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    Hey Peter, Ask Jesus if he can teach you to spell. I’m sure with your obvious grade 10 education you’re taking breaks from a 7 figure paycheck type job to head over to the church beside Wall Street and visit with you’re buddy Jesus. PS: I’ve got God on the horn right now (head set so I can type. You should get one) and he says your stupid ass can feel free to convert to some other religion. He’s tired of Buddha making fun of him over the shit you do and say. In fact he’s saying you have a… Read more »

    God is real
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    God is real

    All i can say is..if you so called “christians” think that a stupid pathetic degrading worthless piece of junk is funny well..how do you dare call yourself a christian? God was ashamed humiliated and punished for nothing he was INNOCENT which for all you people who dont know what that means: it means he didnt do anything wrong so he paid the price for you and ur sin. If you are saved THEN Jesus will forgive you because if you are saved then you should know that if you dont forgive those who have sinned against you then God can’t… Read more »

    ChristiansSuck
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    ChristiansSuck

    Great picture 😀

    Jesus sucks :O

    luly
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    luly

    UR RETARDED SERIOUSLY U DON’T HAVE A LIFE GROW UP

    The bible is fake
    Guest

    That is a hilarious picture lol

    Sexygayguy
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    Sexygayguy

    This is a typical depiction of christ
    It also shows us what jesus would be saying should he be alive now
    these are the words that the modern youth use today
    Also the brb refers to him rising again
    thus proving that the jesus did actually rise again
    this picture is midly amusing but not offensive unless taken with a pinch of salt

    Some Guy
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    Some Guy

    I think there is a picture of a dead horse around here that all of you could beat if you wish.

    Skwisgaar
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    Skwisgaar

    To those who wish to see non-believers as idiots, and see your religion as your souls eternal freedom from us, here is Kahlil Gibran’s take on freedom. And an orator said, “Speak to us of Freedom.” And he answered: At the city gate and by your fireside I have seen you prostrate yourself and worship your own freedom, Even as slaves humble themselves before a tyrant and praise him though he slays them. Ay, in the grove of the temple and in the shadow of the citadel I have seen the freest among you wear their freedom as a yoke… Read more »

    lol!!!111oneone
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    lol!!!111oneone

    HILLARIOUS!

    Jens
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    Jens

    HOW DARE YOU PSEUDO CHRISTIANS WASTE JESUS’S TIME WITH NON INTERNET BASED ACRONYMS! FOR SHAME! SHAME!

    itsy-bitsy
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    itsy-bitsy

    Let me start by saying, I am an atheist and I think this cartoon isn’t funny. It isn’t offensive and it isn’t funny either. It is just an internet cartoon depicting the supposed death and resurrection of Jesus. That said, anyone who is seriously arguing the existence of God as a result of this stupid internet image needs to seriously get a life. I wish people would just settle down, believe what they want to believe, and stop forcing their beliefs on others. For crying out loud, this is the reason there is so much hatred in the world. p.s.… Read more »

    urallgay
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    All of you need to eat lead.

    Do it, maybe youll die and everyone will be happy again befor your unfourtunate births ruined what was left of intelegent debates.

    ps. urallgay

    Klugman
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    Klugman

    Grammar and punctuation are important urallgay. Please try harder.

    Kero
    Member

    So is spelling.
    before* and intelligent*

    mAgNUS Buttfoorson
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    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    Don’t forget unfortunate.

    IsoHrs
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    IsoHrs

    Lol… can someone please explain how this is making fun of jesus?

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    Wow, I missed the LOLDRAMA. :3 To all of the Christians whining and bitching: Okay, so say, hypothetically, God exists. Here my my question. I was told that no one believed Noah was telling the truth about rain because it never existed before the flood or something along those lines. So precipitation could not do it’s little thing and rain before then, right? So that means absolutely NO water on earth. Now enlighten me – If there was no fucking water for humans to live on, how the HELL did we stay hydrated before the flood? Now if I am… Read more »



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