The New Offical Seal Of The United States

The Government today announced that it is changing it’s emblam from and Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governement’s political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!

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    1. Perfect since the Bush Administration has fucked over the US.


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